"Issue" No. 1: Best of America

We’re writing about the best lunches, the best cities, the best bachelors, the best abstractions, the best shoes, the best uses of the senses, the best grooming tips, and the best weather in America. The best of the best of the best of the best.

We would print an article about the best American genders and the whole lifestyle around that.

We would print an article about the best American ways of thinking or the best American ways of talking and dressing.

We would print an article about the best American foods and products and ideas and jobs and costumes.

We would print an article about the best American fables. The best American romances and movies and houses. The best American flora and fauna. The best coastlines and roads and neckties and highways and razors and factories.

The best American funerals and bakeries and furniture and oversights. The best American newspapers and shut-ins and food courts. The best American concepts the best American wedding gowns.